Their jokes
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.