Their jokes
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.