Their jokes
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."