Their jokes
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.