The jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
The Stigg is a joke.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.