The jokes
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."