The jokes
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
God bless the shooting that happened.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Why is the rum gone?
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.