The jokes
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.