The jokes
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
If you like funny comments, click the comment section.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.