The jokes
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"