The jokes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.