The jokes
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
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Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.