The jokes

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

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  • Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

    Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

    Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.