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My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.