The jokes
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Who is the blindest person in the world?
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.