The jokes
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: đ
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
I am the danger.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
"911, whatâs your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
âI think my daddy want to kill me,â the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughterâs voice.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!