The jokes
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!