The jokes
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.