The jokes

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.