The jokes

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?

Nothing, he was hanging.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."