The jokes
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?