The jokes

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

The biggest legend is Technoblade.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

The worst joke is no joke ;)

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.