The jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.