The jokes
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.