The jokes
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.