The jokes

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.