The jokes
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.