The jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.