The jokes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"