The jokes
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: βWow! This flight is the bomb!β
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. π
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Iβm gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.