The jokes

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"