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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

1. USA was NEVER invaded!

2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

5. We have more allies than you.

6. We are smaller but stronger.

7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.