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What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.