The jokes
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Whatβs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why canβt orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they donβt have a sister.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY ππ
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You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "Iβm going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.