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An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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    • So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

    The Western Front is domestic violence.

    What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

    Elton John is still standing.

    Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

    I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

    I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

    It don't moan when u put milk inside.