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Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.