The jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.