The jokes
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you donโt get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie ๐ช feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.