The jokes

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!