The jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.