The jokes
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.