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Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!