The jokes
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.