The jokes
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!