The jokes
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.