The jokes
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Is it incest if itβs out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatβs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Whatβs the best time to commit suicide?
8 aβglock in the morning.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire π₯!