The jokes

Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Your life is the best joke ever.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"