The jokes
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"