The jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.