The jokes
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
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Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
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Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.