The jokes
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!