The jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.