The jokes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.