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Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.