The jokes
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! ππ
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"π