The jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.